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  1. The easiest way to not lose money is to not believe in magic money-making machines, people or processes. That requires very little industry-specific knowledge and not even any searing insight into human nature, but it does require a normal allocation of common sense and a few years of adulthood.

    If you divide the world into two camps, those with that normal allocation of common sense and a few years of adulthood and those without, the test for which camp a person falls is - as it has been over the last ten years, as it has always been and as it will always be - if you are intrigued by this investment advertisement (any variation of it will do): “Ten Percent Yield Guaranteed - No Risk.”

    How many clients, family members and friends have asked you to “just look into” something like that for them - they heard about it from a friend who has been doing very well in it? The story of the money-making machine - is just another version - has been with us and will be with us forever.

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