Raccoons

Raccoons

In the ET mythology, we've created some of our own terms. Or changed the commonly understood meaning of one. A term you might see a lot is Raccoon, and we're almost never referring to the actual animal. When we call someone a raccoon, it's not a compliment. In Epsilon Theory raccoons are the scammers, con artists, hucksters, thieves and criminals who infest financial services.

Too Clever By Half

By Ben Hunt | February 5, 2018 | 1 Comment

The inevitable result of financial innovation gone awry, which it ALWAYS does, is that it ALWAYS ends up empowering the State. When too clever by half people misplay the meta-game, that’s all the excuse the State needs to come swooping in and crush them, just as they are with Bitcoin today they did with Bear and Lehman in 2008. Installment #10 from Notes from the Field.

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Repo 105

By Ben Hunt | September 12, 2018 | 0 Comments
Dick Fuld

Every time Dick Fuld’s publicists succeed in getting a “redemption story” published in the WSJ or NYT, I’m going to write an ET piece about Repo 105. Its consequences for investors haven’t gone away, and neither should we.

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But Our Interests Are Aligned!

By Ben Hunt | September 18, 2018 | 1 Comment
Professor Harold Hill (Harold Hill!)

The modern use of stock-based compensation is a confidence game, in the true sense of the word, that would be very familiar to the Music Man (but he doesn’t know the territory!).

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Things Fall Apart (Part 4)

By Ben Hunt | November 19, 2018 | 17 Comments

Take back your vote.
Take back your distance.
Take back your data.

How to make our way as citizens in a fallen world, with Clear Eyes and Full Hearts to make it better.

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They’re Not Even Pretending Anymore

By Ben Hunt | February 27, 2019 | 5 Comments

Now that Jay Powell’s semi-annual Congressional testimony has finished up, it’s time for a brief walk down Memory Lane.

As with everything else in our Washington clown show, nothing really changes. This has all happened before.

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Frauds and Traitors

By Ben Hunt | August 16, 2019 | 2 Comments

Throwing words like “Fraud!” and “Traitor!” around so casually … it doesn’t reveal the true frauds and the true traitors.

It makes it easier for them to hide.

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When Was I Radicalized? (Boeing edition)

By Ben Hunt | November 5, 2019 | 16 Comments

I think it’s impossible to separate management self-enrichment through stock-based comp from the practice of stock buybacks.

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Facebook Delenda Est

By Ben Hunt | August 20, 2020 | 44 Comments

More than any other company, Facebook is undermining our democracy and our most integral political rights.

More than any other company, Facebook has bought and paid for political cover at the highest levels of American, Indian and European government, political cover that prevents any of the actions we might take as a society to rid ourselves of this cancer.

Facebook delenda est.

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A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes

By Ben Hunt | March 30, 2021 | 32 Comments

What do you get when you give a raccoon billions of dollars AND invisibility from regulators? Collusion and insider trading.

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