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Are You Sweet Talking Me?

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Thug: I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You’re making me good money. I’m making you good money.

Joker: Are you sweet talking me?

Suicide Squad (2016) – executive produced by Steve Mnuchin (no, I am not making this up)

It’s my favorite part of any Batman movie … that scene where the henchman pays a visit to the crazed supervillain – the Joker is the gold standard here – and you just know that the meeting is about to go terribly, terribly awry for the thug.

I couldn’t help but think of that classic trope when I read this article the other day:


Trump Berated CEOs Of ‘Big Three’ Airlines In Private Meeting, Says Report   [International Business Times]

The CEOs of the Big Three — American Airlines, Delta Air Lines and United Airlines — met with the President, in hopes of getting a positive outcome but ended up being on the wrong side as Trump berated them in the meeting.

During the yelling session, the President asked American Airlines CEO Doug Parker why the airline’s stock price had fallen despite a surging market.

Trump also reportedly reprimanded Delta airlines, whose CEO Ed Bastian was not present, for buying aircraft worth billions from European firm Airbus and pointed out that  Qatar Airways — one of the companies the U.S. airlines have a beef with — was buying its jets from Boeing.

NBC news quoted a person who had attended the meeting: “The President kept going back to it [Bastian’s absence], there was a lot of yelling.”

For almost a year, the Big Three carriers have been in a tussle with Qatar Airways, Etihad and Emirates, claiming that the Gulf-based airlines were undercutting them by offering below-market fares, aided by government subsidies.

The CEOs had presumed that the President would take their side in the dispute.

The meeting quickly turned into a confrontation, with Akbar al-Baker [Qatar Airways] calling the American CEOs ‘liars’ and President Trump hitting back.


I mean … we’ve all been there, right? It’s the meeting where we are all prepared and all confident that we have the agenda under control, that we know how to “manage” the Boss or the Board, but then it all goes wrong. You can feel it start to go bad with some stray comment or someone on your team who’s late to the meeting, and then before you know it all hell breaks loose and the Boss is yelling at YOU.

It all goes sideways.

I physically LOL’d when I read this note, because you just KNOW that Parker and Munoz and Bastian were CERTAIN that they had this meeting with Trump wired from the get-go. They had Peter Navarro set up the meeting, they had Kudlow there, they had Bolton there … they had even run ads on “Fox & Friends” to tee up Donald on this!

Nope.

Not enough sweet talk, I guess.

Plus the Qatar Airlines dude brought a powerpoint deck showing all of his Boeing purchases, and he “fought back hard”.

I don’t feel bad for Parker and Munoz and Bastian and the gang. They’re all thuggish mini-oligarchs, and the sole purpose of this meeting was to wield the power of their government to further their oligopoly against some other oligopoly wielding some other government’s power.

But I gotta think this has happened one way or another every single day for the past two-plus years, where thuggish mini-oligarchs (and not-so-mini-oligarchs) have the run of the place. Where you go in for a meeting with someone you think is the President of the United States, but it ends up being a meeting with the Joker.

It’s a funny scene in a movie.

It’s a crappy way to run a country.


Comments

  1. Jerad Leto over Heath Ledger?!?!? Booooo! Very disappointing. : )

  2. On the other end of the spectrum is Prime Minister Bieber, who is one of those managers who just agrees with the last guy he talked to. That’s another pretty crappy way to run a country.

    Having a hard time not smiling at the idea of airline CEO’s getting shit on when they walked in thinking they were pulling the strings. “Full hearts” doesn’t apply to those miscreants. Sorry, job creators.

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